Minecraft - Building Your First House [ Guide ]
The greatest challenge you have in Minecraft is building everything you need before nightfall. Once it turns dark, it's all about surviving the creatures that'll be popping up. That's why it's vital to learn what you can and get everything planned out before you start playing.
The best place to build a house is near your spawning point and the place you want to explore, like a cave. You need a place to stay when it gets dark so that you don't get killed by whatever comes up at night. As the game starts, you'll be racing against time to build [...More
House of the Dead Overkill - The Lost Reels [ Review ]
The House of the Dead series of games has been around for some time now. Still, people who love zombie light-shooter games still lap up anything HOTD related (well, except for maybe the movie). In arcades and on many consoles, House of the Dead is synonymous with gory zombie blasting fun, and the game still manages to be among the pack leaders even in the light of more advanced and cutting edge zombie shooting games such as Left 4 Dead.
The title for best zombie shooter for mobile devices is still up for grabs, however, although House of the Dead Overkill [...More
Why Adam Orth is an idiot [ The Spook House ]
THIS PIECE IS SOLELY THE OPINION OF HORRORSPOOKY AND DOES NOT REPRESENT CHEATMASTERS OR ANYONE ELSE AFFILIATED WITH CHEATMASTERS.
It's been ages since the last time I wrote my beloved column read by no one in particular. At any rate, I've decided to rebuild The Spook House because a certain fellow named Adam Orth, creative director of Microsoft, is now in my Spook Dog...House. Check out the inane dribble he's posted on Twitter:
Indeed. What a rude fellow, hence my rude headline and my general rude attirude toward him. This is basically the situation, for the uninformed:
Numerous sources have reported that the [...More
The Spook House - Dragon's Dogma
Welcome back, my Spooky friends! Last time I saw you, I was whining speaking of legitimate complaints about Angry Birds Trilogy and how it's going to be price-gouging nonsense. Well, now I have something else to complain about, and that is a (not so) little game called Dragon's Dogma.
You might have heard of Dragon's Dogma. It's a game where a dragon rips out your heart. It's a completely original idea that Capcom certainly did not rip off from any other sources.
Ahem. Well, there is a lot about Dragon's Dogma that is fun. The game is very pretty, fighting giant monsters [...More
The Spook House - Angry Birds Trilogy
Back at E3 (no I still haven't shut up about E3 yet), the evil empire Activision announced that they had cooked up a partnership with Rovio. Until just very recently, however, we've been left in the dark as to the specifics of this relationship. Now we know the truth, and the latest evil plan by the folks at Activision and Rovio.
Are you familiar with Angry Birds? Of course you are. Angry Birds is available for absolutely free on Android devices. It's available for free on the Google Chrome web browser. It costs $1 on iOS devices. It's a global phenomenon, [...More
The Spook House - Minecraft Rage [ Editorial ]
Minecraft. It's a good game. It has led to gamers showing their creative side, creating massive floating pirate ships in the sky, building astonishing monuments their favorite fictional characters, and hell, some have even used it to propose to their significant others. I love Minecraft. You should love Minecraft. If you don't, you haven't played Minecraft.
It's impossible not to love Minecraft. But playing Minecraft is kind of like being in an abusive relationship. At one moment, you feel on top of the world. The game is making you feel like a badass, showering you with diamond deposits, gold, a chest [...More
The Spook House - Mass Effect 3 Ending Rage
Hello fellow travelers! It is I, the one, the only, HORROR SPOOKY back with another edition of The Spook House! Yes, it's been ages since the last entry, but hey, I had been running from the law better things to do. The Spook Houses will be less consistent from here on out and more sporadic little surprises. Think about it:
Your wife leaves you. Your dog commits suicide via toaster oven. Your kids, all three of them, join the cast of Glee. Basically, your life is just completely and utterly miserable. But then you get on Cheat Masters and you see [...More
The Spook House - Resident Evil
Greetings! Finally, you can get your Spook House fix! I know I'm not very timely. I know you feel like a neglected lover, but look at it this way:
Anywho, let's just dive head-first into this insane column I call "The Spook House". First of all, let's look back at last week's train wreck wonderful column. In the last edition of The Spook House, I told you a wonderful tale about WWE '12 and the glitches that occur in that game, and other wrasslin' games in THQ's WWE series. This week, I'm going to be shifting gears a bit (read: a [...More
The Spook House - WWE '12 Sin Botcha
Man, I apologize. The second run of The Spook House has suffered a massive delay! I know! I'm awful! It's just that school started up again and my classes were more time-consuming than I expected and I and I and I...
Okay, there are no excuses. I have at least five people that read these on a consistent basis that I need to please! Last week, I spun a tale about Uncharted 3 and an incredibly glitchy multiplayer session I encountered. This week, I will once again dive head-first into the land of video game glitches and mess-ups with a column [...More
The Spook House - Aw, son of a glitch! An Uncharted 3 story
IT'S A MIRACLE! The Spook House has been revived! Yup! I'm back! And no one can stop me now! I'm the best column writer on CheatMasters, damn it! Aw heck, I'm the only column writer on CheatMasters, aren't I? Well, that sure puts things into perspective. What a wonderful way to ring in the new year--with feelings of self-loathing and sexual confusion.
Yes, I use the word "sexual" quite a bit in my writings, but that's because I have a one track mind. Sex, sex, sex. Speaking of sex, the last column I wrote, which feels like ages ago, was probably [...More
The Spook House - Battlefield 3 Tree
The Spook House is a day late again. Stop the presses! Contact the authorities! Assume the fetal position! Eh, don't worry. It's here now to please all five of my weekly readers. I hope this edition will bring you much joy, because this very well may be the last edition of The Spook House!
Cue the apocalyptic angels of death! But hey, The Spook House might stick around. Ya never know. Except when that information is revealed to you. Then you'll know. As you can tell by this paragraph, I am a poet. I paint pictures with words. [...More
The Spook House - Skyrim DELETED
Hello one and all and welcome to another edition of The Spook House! I'll be your tour guide this evening and I will take you on a magical journey filled with candy, mythical beasts, sexually-oppressed demi-Gods, and much more! If you're looking for adventure, you've come to the wrong right place!
Last week I told you the harrowing and heart-pounding tale about my first midnight release. Tears were shed, laughs were laughed, and history was made! This week, I have yet ANOTHER story about Skyrim for you. As you can tell by the title of this whimsically perfect column, this will [...More
The Spook House - My First Midnight Release
Did you miss me? I realize this edition is a day late, but hey, those orphans aren't going to throw rocks at themselves! Nah, I'm just joking, I was busy with family things. Thanksgiving-related family things. And when your family is part of a satanic cult that worships turkeys and sacrifices babies to the turkey Elder God "Gobblegor", it gets a bit hectic. Kidnapping babies is more time-consuming than it sounds.
Oddly out of place for the season dark comedy aside, coming up with something to write about in these glorious, perfect columns isn't always an easy thing to do. [...More
The Spook House - Gun Game
Hello, my spooky little ghosts! Ghosties? I don't know what to call my legion of loyal readers. All seven of you. Humble self-awareness aside, it's time for another wonderful story from the video game experiences of one Horror Spooky--your king, your master, the best thing to happen to video game journalism since video games were invented! Last week I told you a heartwarming tale of how I let my good friend play my Skyrim save for only a few minutes, only to return and discover that in those few minutes, he had (allegedly) murdered my good friend, lover, and soulmate, [...More
The Spook House - Heartbreak in Skyrim
Hello guys and gals and guy/gals and all the other species that visit this glorious website featuring the greatest thing to happen to video game journalism since video games (I'm totally talking about myself--I have to keep my self-esteem up somehow! D:)! My name is, of course, Horror Spooky, and this is the inaugural edition, the very first ever, SPOOK HOUSE! This is my new column, where I will provide humorous anecdotes from the realm of video gaming and other nonsense. If you find informative editorials boring, then worry not! By the time you're done reading this, you won't have [...More
Saints Row 2: Burning Down The House Mission [ Guide ]
Ok, time for some fun! It's time to blow us up a few drug labs. Lets get on with it shall we?
When the cut scene of Shaundi's ex-boyfriend telling you he saw some Samedi wheeling in chemicals into some buildings ends, grab a car and head off to your first location. Its time to blow some dust labs!. At the first location kill all the Samedi then head inside and destroy the dust labs. Then head out side and head to the second location. Kill more Samedi and then destroy that dust lab.... You get the picture!
Then head to the [...More