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 | Get Them Out of Our Schools Eliminate 10 Scientists and stop them from spreading their filthy lies. |
 | Master of Controls Master the mastery of controlling your controls. |
 | You're the Best Around! Complete the Single Player game. |
 | A Little Help from Your Friends Complete the Multiplayer game. |
 | Not a Portal Reference Collect all 47 cakes in Single Player mode. |
 | Sugar High Collect all 47 cakes in Multiplayer mode. |
 | Get Over Yourselves Select "Credits" from the "Help & Options" menu and watch the whole thing. |
 | Only Gandhi Would Be Proud How long can you handle being a pacifist? |
 | Lay Off the Caffeine Let your hyper little brother play the game for a bit. |
 | All Hail The Splode King Complete the Single Player game in Hardcore mode. |
 | Eventual Destruction of a Galaxy Be on the lookout for an old friend. |
