 | Nostalgia Find and unlock a warp zone. |
 | Living in the Past Find and complete 5 warp zones. |
 | The Commander Find and unlock Commander Video. |
 | Tin Boy Complete 10 levels consecutively without dying. |
 | Iron Boy! Complete a full chapter without dying. |
 | Sticky fingers Collect 10 bandages. |
 | Business Time Collect 50 bandages. |
 | The End Complete the main game. |
 | The Real End Complete the Dark World. |
 | I'm A Golden God! 100% the game |
 | The Kid You unlocked The Kid! |
 | Suffragette You've beaten the Cotten Alley all by yourself! |
 | I Have Crabs! Unlock the Head Crab (10 bandages) |
 | The Bootlicker Unlock Jill |
 | Metal Head Unlock the Machinarium Robot (30 bandages) |
 | The Jump man Unlock Ogmo |
 | The Fly guy Unlock Flywrench |
 | Well look at you! |
 | Old School Complete 10 retro warp zones |
 | I Smell something Fishy... Unlock Naija (50 bandages) |
 | Wood Boy Complete the Forest without dying |
 | MS PAINT RULZ! Unlock RunMan (70 bandages) |
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 | Vx6 Unlock Captain Viridian (90 bandages) |
 | Retro Rampage Complete all retro warp zones |
 | Accidental Arsonist Unlock Mr. Minecraft (100 bandages) |
 | Golden God 100% the game |
 | ^**5%_=+12 8*(@31^ |
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 | N&8^2^%$1`` 8*(@31^ |
 | Seneca Falls |
 | Needle Boy Complete the Hospital without dying |
 | Squirrel Boy Complete the Forest Dark World without dying |
 | Salt Boy Complete the Salt Factory without dying |
 | Dead Boy Complete The End without dying |
 | Brimstone Boy Complete Hell without dying |
 | Dr.Fetus Boy Complete The End Dark World without dying |
 | Blood Clot Boy Complete the Hospital Dark World without dying |
 | Maggot Boy Complete the Rapture without dying |
 | Impossible Boy Complete The Cotton Alley Dark World without dying |
 | Zombie Boy Complete the Rapture Dark World without dying |
 | Demon Boy Complete the Hell Dark World without dying. |
 | Missile Boy Complete the Salt Factory Dark World without dying |
 | Girl Boy Complete the Cotton Alley without dying |